Because tech bros don’t care about us, or the world really, and their definition of cool is limited, their vocabulary is a tiny dot on the wall of all words, and mostly they lack empathy, they don’t care how you look or feel they just want you to buy their shit. In what normal mind was the Google Glass ok, for example? Except in a mind that lacked empathy. And thus you have, now, the ear bud with the limp dick. Oh, sorry. The Bluetooth ear bud with the limp dick.