I Thought You Were Constipated

(a country song)

I didn’t know you left me
I thought you were in the bathroom
You’ve been constipated lately
Spending your time in the bathroom.

I didn’t think you’d ever leave me.

Maybe you weren’t suffering
Or suffering another kind of suffering
Maybe you were plotting
Spending…

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Arjun Basu

Writer. Complainer. I drink bourbon. I work in content, branding and strategy. Next novel, The Reeds, out in 2024. @arjunbasu in many places.